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The Empress
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Guess who back. Back in town...... after a 3 year tax dodge fake me own death hiatus in Columbia, I; your one and only beloved empress, the only shining light in your dull dull dull pathetic lives, the diamond in the rough (the very fookin rough), rose among the thorns have returned to rule over Tartania with me little bitch twink the shitzu in tow. I had to hide her down me industrial strength brazier to get her through customs and tell the guard I had the hairy titties. You'd think he'd have been vigilant enough to notice the 20 kilos of cocaine I had stashed up me arse but lo an behold in a stroke of astonishingly good luck I musta got the only slacker working in the civil service in the entire country . Anyway there ya have it. I've done a Mr.Christ and risen from the dead like the phoenix rising from the ashes of me overflowing ashtray to once again grace you all with my wisdom and moral guidance through these tough tough times. In the interest of public safety please keep your arms and legs inside the blog at all time. Oh and if theres any easily excited knicker pissers reading, you can fook off right now. I don't want me tartan rugs smelling like old people. Anyway I must dash children, Have to bring twink me shitzu walkies down by the pond where in coincidental series of luck changes I'll accidentally drop and loose 20 Kilos of cocaine out me arse and find a fookin rake load of money at the same time. What are the odds?

Molly T xxx

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